Re: Topping Techniques
Sat, 14 May, 19943
>>> I have large and powerful bottoming muscles; you are lushly rounded;
she is fat. <<<
Oh Dear STella,
I can relate, naturally, but my interior dialog goes something more
along the lines of:
"She's so much skinnier than me and looks so much better bent over that I
hate her, the bitch!"
"You've either got large and powerful bottoming muscles or you are lushly
rounded, depending upon whether your clothes are off or on."
"I'm fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, and fat."
Rosie (who feels, on 5-12-94, like she looks just like a puffer fish)
PS: To get back to the topic at hand, I must say I'm quite shocked to
see that no one has as yet responded to my cane-ny puns. Don't you
people know that if I'm ignored, I'll just try to top myself?
What do you call a strong weather system in a rush to go cut someone?
A hurricane?
What do you call a star that, with the first cut, explodes with pain and
then suddenly goes numb?
A novacane?
What do you call someone who's just been marked with an edible cane?
A candy striper?
(remember, things can only get worse)
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